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I am the first to admit that there are many things in life that I have, for want of a more appropriate description, suck.

Having already visited this issue in several previous blogs, I will not repeat the endless stories of my studying skills desperately needed "extra".

However, the most recent incident is probably worthy of mention here.

The Date / Time: Sunday, 22/06/08 -10:16 am

The Place: My laundry room

The mission: To successfully install a new washer and dryer.

Now to be fair ….. Unlike Tom Cruise …. Not a small micro-camera recording to give me explicit instructions on how to complete this mission.

I have one or Tim Allen Jamie Durie on hand to guide me through the basic steps (Although Martha Stewart did pop in my head to try to advise me on the aesthetic process. As was banned in the UK, Labrador, seemed the most obvious choice the next location of your talent).

So, with coffee in one hand, and making multiple Kambrook-thingie in the other (I'm sure it's a name suitable for them, but they always "Kambrook Multi-Outlet-things for me) I ran a blood-chilling cry:

"This night we have dinner !!!!" Clean Clothes

At this stage, prior to the end of the story, there I doubt there are some gaps closing, so you can have a fair and balanced view of what happened then …

a) bought the Kambrook-Outlet "Things in 1996

b) the laundry room doubles as our cat toilets ….

c) I had a couple of decent red yesterday

I'll do this painlessly short ….

During the act of connecting an electrical device very old, I stumbled into the trash and poured a cup of Gloria Jean Filled Vanilla Latte electric naked son, causing a shower of sparks and … Subsequently, A small fire and a hole in the wall in the laundry.

Therefore:

a) I lost Latte $ 4.50 a Gloria Jean's

b) I had to call some dude Bunnings to help me implement my new washer and dryer

c) I have an ugly little hole in the wall of my clothes and a front view of the my clothes in the bathroom of my neigbour (This is a classic case of two evils when so bad =)

d) Tonight we dine in the range Truth T-shirts !!!!!

So … bottom line is, I need serious help … and some bass come when my bath towels in time for the next door.

Needless to say, when it comes to home maintenance, I must be wrapped in a straitjacket and thrown out (well, at least in regard to the tavern on the road), while the professionals "do their thing."

At this point, I am very happy to have Martha to stay a while to cover the gap "with sprigs of fresh lavender flowers hand-picked fragments delicate lace sewn … whatever … for the love of God – Women's cover with fresh blueberry muffins bakery … NOTHING!

Oh … Please wait …

I just got a little bump under the door ….

… It resembles a small cassette …

Let me just enough on the disc ….

"Your mission … If you decide to accept it ……."

Oh ….

To quote Gordon Ramsay …..

F %$!!!!!!!

Calendar … boys?

Opportunity!

About the Author:

Kylie is a well travelled free-lance writer who has been published in several magazines in Australia and the United States including “Honestly Woman” and “Third Coast Marketing”.

Come on in..sit down and enjoy…bring your prescription drugs if necessary.

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